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Palisade Guardian 2

admin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:49:07 +0000

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Stunning Desktop Wallpapers

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Aladdin Finds a Loophole

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:03:28 +0000

Aladdin: Genie, I’ve got my first wish.

Genie: Alright, let’s hear it.

Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.

Genie: Uh-uh, I can’t make anyone fall in love with -

Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.

Genie: Oh…come on. That’s pretty much the same thing.

Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I’m ready for a steady girlfriend?

Genie: Think you’re pretty clever, getting around my rule, huh? Well let’s see you break the other two: I won’t bring anyone back from the dead or grant you more wishes.

Aladdin: Okay, I accept I can’t bring people back from the dead. Instead, I wish for you to go back in time and grant everyone I ever cared about complete immortality, so that they never died in the first place.

Genie: Goddammit… FINE. Done. You’re down to your last wish now, Aladdin. Better make it a good one. Remember: you can’t wish for more wishes.

Aladdin: I wish for more genies.

Genie: Oh f*ck you, Al. Last time I waste my Jack Nicholson impersonation on a street rat.

Aladdin: We live in pre-Industrial Revolution Arabia. I have no idea who that is.

Bloon Defense Tower

admin — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:48:42 +0000

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Fantastic HDR Pictures

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Trains

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:42:25 +0000

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(EPIC FAIL) Worst Facebook Flirter Ever

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:14:41 +0000

These creepy screencaps were sent to me by Leslie. Send in your own and we’ll pay you $150 if we use it. See the end of the article for details. In the meantime, enjoy the world’s worst Facebook flirter.

The message

The status comment

The wallpost

The picture comment

The wallpost (on her boyfriend’s wall.)

The Mega Man Bosses Have Had Enough

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:05:06 +0000

Cutsman: Sir, me and the other robots have been talking.

Dr. Wily: You aren’t developing feelings are you? I don’t have time for any Pinocchio sh*t.

Cutsman: No, no! It’s just…we think you’re going about this “destroy Mega Man” thing the wrong way.

Dr. Wily: How so?

Cutsman: Well, seeing as Mega Man can absord powers, maybe you should make us all the same type so he can’t exploit our weaknesses.

Dr. Wily: Each of you is a unique manifestation of my evil genius.

Cutsman: You don’t see anything wrong with making a “Cutsman” and a guy with rock powers?

Dr. Wily: Nope.

Cutsman: Have you ever played “Rock, Paper, Scissors?” It’s like that, except with Mega Man using rock powers to kill me.

Dr. Wily: Nonsense. Our troubles are over once I reveal my latest creation, Peanut Man!

Peanut Allergy Man: You can’t be serious.

Dr. Wily: No good? OK. How about, “Open Socket Man?”

Guy Holding a Wet Knife Man: Bad. Very, very bad.

Cutsman: You’re not even trying anymore.

Dr. Wily: Fine! My next robot will have giant scissors on his head, just like you.

Cutsman: See? Now you’re starting to-

Dr. Wily: AND HIS SCISSORS WILL BE SO SHARP THAT THEY CAN CUT OTHER SCISSORS.

by Brian Murphy on November 02, 2009

Achilles

admin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:46:50 +0000

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Graffiti Art

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